Sometimes you just need to laugh at yourself, other times you need to laugh at a joke, and sometimes your kids are the joke. I know having twins myself I need the relief of laughter and to not make everything so big or important. I have pulled a few fun jokes to share with you in hopes that they might lighten your mood. Hopefully you found this article at a perfect time to give you relief.
1. Triplets from China: Fu, Bu and Chu immigrated to the USA from China.
They decided to become American citizens, and “Americanize” their names.
Bu, called himself “Buck.”
Chu called himself “Chuck.”
Fu decided to return to China.
2. A couple desperate to have a baby went to their priest and asked him to pray for them.
“Next week I am going to Rome and while I am there I will light a candle for you,” he replied.
Three years later the priest returned to his parish and went to the young couple’s house to visit.
He found the wife to be pregnant and busy attending to two sets of twins.
The priest felt very elated and asked the girl where her husband was so that he could congratulate him.
“He has gone away for a while,” came the harried reply.
“Where has he gone?” asked the priest.
She replied,” To Rome, to blow the damn candle out!”
3. A school inspector saw two little girls in the front row of a class and
they were absolutely identical. ‘You must be twins’, she said. ‘No, miss,’
they answered together. ‘But you are sisters, aren’t you? she asked.’ ‘Yes, miss,’
they replied. ‘And how old are you? ‘she asked. ‘We are nine,’ they said at the same time.
‘Then you must be twins!’ said the inspector. ‘No, miss, we are triplets, but our sister has got flu.’
These jokes were posted by joerux60 handle. I know they made me laugh and I hope that they did the same for you. Many events while pregnant are laughable long after you are done delivering the babies. This is true for any birth. In fact I’m pretty sure they brought in the Batman spotlight for my first baby so everyone saw my birthing in a bright light. My advice is to try and write down all the moments that are upsetting or notable and I guarantee those will be the most memorable moments down the road and most likely the ones you can laugh at.
If these jokes didn’t get you to laugh, be sure to check out some of the funny videos we have posted on our site. And if that doesn’t work, if you’re not pregnant or breast feeding chances are it’s time to pour you up a nice glass of wine, and if you don’t drink, I’m sorry but I heard a great line once and it was “this to will past”.